, coolest girl

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{guess who has a gift for a beautiful blonde?}

[noni dalton]

_{daniel radcliffe? is he giving me my engagement ring finally?}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{i'm good, but i'm not that good. although i did meet him the last time i was at work and he was lovely. i had to tie his tie for him.}

[noni dalton]

_{i want your job. i may have gotten to go to every premiere and we go to a lot of the same parties but i've still never gotten to meet him and here you are tying his tie.}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{i love my job, although i kind of wish i wasn't just the assitant. i need to but my qualifications to use sometime. it was really odd, marilyn came up to me and just said "i need you to go and check on dan in the dressing room" and i had no idea who dan was, i walked in and i pretty much melted and we chatted for ages before he asked me how to tie his tie like they wanted it to be for the shoot. he's coming back in a few months, so hopefully i'll be back to work by then.}

[noni dalton]

_{if i didn't love you so much i'd actually hate you. do you think you could convince them you need an assistant, i'd be your assistant and it'd get my dad off my ass about working. apparently getting paid for appearances isn't a job enough for him.}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{if you turned up at the office, they'd dress you up and make you clothes just for you and never let you leave! you wouldn't even need to have a job, you'd just be there and be the new obsession of mcqueen. you should actually consider it, i'm sure they'd love to put you in some photoshoot or something. time it right and bam, photoshoot with dan and getting your dad off your back. solved!}

[noni dalton]

_{the fantasies in my head right now you have no idea. dan would meet me and we'd fall in love and have little harry potter babies that would sing totally awesome songs from AVPM.}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{can i live in your dream and you can adopt me or something or set me up with his lovely friends or something?}

[noni dalton]

_{i will adopt you, you'll be one of our children and i'll hook you up with rupert, he's so handsome and you guys would look adorable together.}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{make this happen, please. don't even wait for me to go back to work since i'm off for at least 3 months, maybe 5 who knows. that's too long to wait for this to become a reality. in fact i may have dan's number on the phone i managed to lose, so if you find that - feel free to call him. but i think it's in germany somewhere.}

[noni dalton]

_{i'll do everything i can to make this happen. we could have a double wedding! can you imagine your little ginger children? lord have mercy. they can start their own little harry potter musicals too. it'll be lovely. this is going to happen if i die doing it, i swear.}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{i expect it to happen now! and we could totally steal the designs for kate's dress and get replicas made so we look princess like. oh how i love my job sometimes. haha oh the ginger babies, that's what... actually, never mind. our kids must become best friends, no matter where we end up living. it's a must!}

[noni dalton]

_{yes yes yes yes, why are you so brilliant? no, don't nevermind me, nevermind does not exist in my world tell meeee. oh, of course. and if i have a little girl first and you have a boy first or the opposite they'll fall in love!}

[jasmine maclaughlin]

^{because i'm a maclaughlin, of course! we were born for brilliance! no seriously, it doesn't matter it was just an inside joke with someone who isn't around anymore, wouldn't make much sense. it would be so fairytale! i'm in love with this plan.}